Category Archives: Gadgets

What EVERY Office Needs…

boobpillows

I swear sir, my wrist cramp is only from clicking the mouse all day! Well now you have nothing to worry about with the new Japanese Anime Booby Mousepad! Now your wrists can rest and relax while your finger does all the clicking. Seriously though, best invention EVER!

Shame about the guy in the picture above that loved the idea SO much that he made his own replica ones in the size of a pillow so he could ‘sleep’ on boobies. This guy is a serious mastermind and generally awesome guy loser.

Gadget Of The Weeeeeeeeeek! Fisticups!

fisticup

Are you that guy that goes to hit someone with a mug after recieveing bad news only for the mug to slip out your hand and fly off in a different direction and leave you looking stupid. WELL NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! With the new fisticups Mug, you’ll be able to hit that office chump everytime without fail!

With the super ‘brass knuckle’ grip you’ll never feel the mug slipping away again. Word of advice though, buy a couple, once you break one over someones face you’ll probably want to do it again. NOTE TO READERS: I dont promote violence in the office place and this mug isn’t really for hitting people unless they really REALLY piss you off.

Avaliable from mid-september from most gadget web-sites for the price of $15.

The Best Iphone App You’ll Never Have

Apple funnily enough rejected this idea as it was considered ‘pornographic’…lame. But to be honest if this was released i don’t think i’d be sitting here blogging about it right now.

Found on uniquedaily

I Wants Me One Of Dem!

Straight from ThinkGeek comes this amazing toy called the ‘Fly Stick Van De Graaff Levitation Wand’ (long name) that can levitate the items that come with it through static and it just looks beautiful and watching this video actually made me feel kind of relaxed. That may sound a bit gay and if you think that then f**k you i have feelings! erm…anyways, i like it and you can buy it from the ThinkGeek site for only $27 (extra for UK customers with shipping)

Luke, I Am Your Father. Now Make Me A Coffee!

This is awesome, i want one. Everyone should drink coffee from Darth Vaders Head, end of discussion.

Buy it now from Amazon

The Most Pimping Cane Ever!

Avaliable now for the very very small price of $295 (sarcasam) but its just so awesome and obviously the perfect cane to have if your dressed as either an average pimp or even the Joker himself for halloween.

This life-sized, high-quality, mixed-media replica features a metal Joker head handle! The two-piece solid wood staff section features varnished card suits, and the metal tip hides a Joker “gas nozzle,” activated by a twist of the wrist! Packaged in an upscale box, this prop measures 37.25″ long and includes a metal wall display shelf (measuring approximately 5.5″ long x 2.25″ high x 2.75″ deep) and a certificate of authenticity.

Most likely to be £200 in this country, maybe more. Should be avaliable from most big comic book stores. This is truely awesome in every way.

Remote Control R2D2

This looks like a fun, funky watch that will help tell the time and also help you from boredem. The watch comes with R2D2 clipped onto it, so when that time comes and you need a little entertainment just simply unclip him and have him run around the office.

Avaliable from Firebox for only £19.95 (this is on my christmas list)

I WANT A SNAKE RUG!

Ok, this has absolutely nothing to do with what my blog is about but i saw it and it looks so awesome that i’m now adding a gadget section to this page. Kicking off the stuff i want is this snake rug no news on when its on sale and the web-site seems to only have shops in Berlin…poopy.

…awesome.